XHProf - Install Secrets Revealed ("oooh")


1. 99% of us use macs, so for the Phase 1 of this article I'm sticking to that.
2. I'm not going to go for all the options, I'm going for the fastest, most scalable, most robust and quick results.: MAMP PRO - deal with it.
3. This will involve installing Memcache, XHProf and Homebrew.